WORST movie EVER. I agree with some of what you guys were saying, the action parts were pretty well-done. Although it was just giant wolves running around and blurrs with a lot of noise. Corny, very very corny. Not to mention stupid. And the few action scenes there were were ruined by the lack of clothes. Jacob was eh, but he has a baby-face which makes me think ‘steroids’. And Edward isn’t even buff and as pale as he is…ew. Put some damn clothes on. Just because you’re a vampire doesn’t mean you have to be fucking emo.
Then there was the crowd. I thought all the screaming puberty girls had already seen it. Boy was I wrong. Giggle this, giggle that, giggle when it wasn’t even funny. Just shut up already.
Anyways, back to the movie. It was what you would expect from a vampire series. Stupid, immature, stupid, and cheesey. And all of it done before, nothing new.
Remember, I’m an aspiring author myself, and I practically kill myself to make my writing as good as I can. I’ll spend hours just coming up with different ways of writing one page so it’ll mesh with the rest of the story perfectly. Then this…CRAP…comes along (I’ve read the books) and it gains instant popularity and fame when it can’t even be classified as literature. Piece of shit writing. There are SO many awesome books out there by unknown authors that haven’t got any fame. I empathize with them. I don’t want to end up being one of those guys. But the truly good books are the ones the common mind can’t grasp. Romeo and Juliet? I remember being the only one in my class who could even fucking read it because the rest were too stupid. And that was mediocre writing at best.
I don’t want to have to drag my writing style down to the level of the common idiot just to sell it better, it defeats the purpose of the writing.
Long blog short:
Avery doesn’t like the movie.
Ha.
